Tuesday, 27 January 2009

What i love and hate about this credit crunch!!

Now obviously im not a massive fan of job insecurity and coming to the realisation that i haven't got a hope in hell of getting a mortgage anytime soon, but there are alternative views to this Credit crunch (i hate the word credit crunch, it sound rediculous so im going to call it "Fucking Americans Greed" or FAG crunch).

Plus Points to FAG crunch
- This Blog (i now have alot more time at work to spend starting and contributing to this blog)
- The internet has become much more than just a tool for finding places on Google maps or checking the maximum capacity of the biggest room at venue X,Y,Z.

Searching (sorry surfing) the internet has never really appealed to me, firstly because i never really know what to look for and secondly because i always seem to end up looking at tits even if i dont really want to after ten minutes on the internet there they are big old boobies bouncing around................ Any way i digress. The point is that the internet is now a bigger appeal to me, take this for example


Now i was amazed!! what a fantastic story, not only was a goat being held in prison for armed robbery but i quote:

"Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape."

It was an armed robber that can drive a car!!! i really hope the goat in the picture is the goat in question because i have a fantastic image of the goat wielding an Mac 10 screeching off in a getaway car!

So i wondered what other random/ rediculous stories i could find about are goat friends?.......

It didnt take long.


"The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders."

How the hell did he surprise the man?? i would like to think that the man was treating the goat to a candle lit meal and Mr Alifi just stormed in!! Actually thinking about it if i was in Mr Alifi's shoes i dont think i would really want to surprise the happy couple, saying that "he surpised the man with the goat" implies that he would have known what was going on and waited for his prime moment to pounce and catch them in the throws of passion, im not sure i could stomach that but fair do's to Mr Alifi he got his $50

You will be sad to find out that it all eneded in tradgedy


Still i hope he gets to eat her in peace!!!!!!!!

To be continued..................................

Friday, 23 January 2009

Enough of this tripe! let the blogging begin

So here we go.......

I created this blog after visiting a friends blog and thought why not! i have lots of things to say about stuff in general and what better place to air all my dirty laundry.

I suppose there are rules on what i can post so will attempt to keep everything as clean as possible, although i will often divulge much scandal should it cross my path!

I am 24 years old and work in the conference industry, now it may sound really boring but i do enjoy my job, i think it has something to do with the cross section of society that i get to liase with day in day out.

I have a couple of loves in my life the first being football (im not going to divulge who it is because people will judge me for it) the second being comedy. Im not exactly the most happy of people but i just seem to 'get' comedy, im not a massive fan of american sitcoms (ooohhhh joey...... applause, wooping and whistling) as i find it mind numbingly boring and FUCKING OBVIOUS (thats for you Chris). What i really love is comedy that happens all around us every day yet is missed by so many as its not on a stage or on the tv with canned laughter.

This is why i have created this blog so i can record these simple musings that go on all around (please feel free to add your own) Also i am a very angry person so i will use this page as my punch bag for all the things that have pissed me off.

Anyway enjoy....let the good times roll