Hang on a minute who cares how many people turn up to this party i mean i dont care there is going to be good music, drinking and maybe depending on how i feel a bowl of cheesey wotsits!.................Shit actually i do care, i know its self obsesive but come on you have to understand that hosting your own Birthday party is the ultimate test in popularity! its an event that people are going to turn up to based on the sole decision of wether they like you or not!. I suppose i could always invite family as a last resort, they have got to be guaranteed? Mum would be a shoe in, surely!!!
So many sleepless nights will now follow as i contemplate what im sure will be a fantastic evening
Now where did i put mums phone number? :-\