Why would anyone organise their own Birthday Party??

Well it sounded like a good idea, organise a party to celebrate the milestone in life that is 25years old (1/4 century for the purists). What i didnt realise at the time of agreeing to this debacle (thats what it feels like) is that how concerned i would be in regards to how many people will actually show up and will i look like a plum with no mates!!

Hang on a minute who cares how many people turn up to this party i mean i dont care there is going to be good music, drinking and maybe depending on how i feel a bowl of cheesey wotsits!.................Shit actually i do care, i know its self obsesive but come on you have to understand that hosting your own Birthday party is the ultimate test in popularity! its an event that people are going to turn up to based on the sole decision of wether they like you or not!. I suppose i could always invite family as a last resort, they have got to be guaranteed? Mum would be a shoe in, surely!!!

So many sleepless nights will now follow as i contemplate what im sure will be a fantastic evening with lots of friends enjoying each others company and dancing away into the evening.

Now where did i put mums phone number? :-\